"Yeah," Logan says. "Americans are big on controlling their environments. Inside, stuff's a little more mercantile."

He climbs out of the XTerra and walks to Amy's side of the car. Luckily, he found rock star parking so they don't have to dodge too much traffic. "Coming here is like, a hobby for some people my age. They just hang out and goof off, without even buying stuff. It's a time-honored tradition."

Well, sort of. If '30 years or so' equals time-honored.